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OM3N



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So I am returning to the states June 10th. Me and my English buddy came up with a really interesting idea. My Dad's friend is the CEO of Kinko copies so I get extreme discounts. We are thinking about doing a mass mailing of "Your Beliefs Regarding Evolution" to at least 10,000 addresses in America.

First off the envelopes must look legit (with the plastic window showing address etc etc.) No junkmail type of shit.

Secondly we need a good Acronym, I know you guys can give me a good one!

Thirdly we have to have a legit foundation for these to be mailed back to. Easily done via the chamber of commerce.

Some may ask "Why the fuck are you doing this?"
I say "Because it might yield interesting results"
Post Wed May 18, 2011 10:41 pm
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Raoul DeGroot



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wut
Post Wed May 18, 2011 10:57 pm
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Dr Sagacious



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This seems like a pain in the ol' butt. What are you mailing exactly, a survey type shit?
Post Wed May 18, 2011 11:11 pm
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Plum Puddin'



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Don't listen to them Omen.

The lulz can come in varied & unexpected forms.

The lulz need to be hunted & chased. Trapped & caged. Poked with sticks till they're angry & then released like wild animals.

JUMANJI!!
Post Wed May 18, 2011 11:17 pm
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OM3N



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Dr Sagacious wrote:
This seems like a pain in the ol' butt. What are you mailing exactly, a survey type shit?


I agree it won't be easy. But I feel if it is done correctly, there could be an opportunity to pierce the beliefs of Middle America.

Edit: with sticks.
Post Wed May 18, 2011 11:18 pm
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OM3N



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These are crap help me out here.



5)Evolution is 100% truth
4)Evolution is the most likely path for development of life on Earth.
3)Don't know/Don't care
2)Life is a product of science. Science is a product of God.
1)Creationism

Edit: Feel free to tell me if this is retarded. I feel if done right with interviews etc. it could prove to be interesting...
Post Wed May 18, 2011 11:21 pm
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anomaly
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stamps are 42cents each; your Dad's friend doesn't own USPS.

where are you getting 10,000 addresses?

Evolve your retardedness out of my mailbox. I will return a flaming bag of poo on your doorstep. Yes, I called the shit "poo".

:)
Post Wed May 18, 2011 11:48 pm
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Plum Puddin'



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Is it a single question thing?

Or are you gonna do a big multiple choice & then tally up answers like those "Which one of Matthew McConaughey's abs are you?" quizzes from girl mags?








Post Wed May 18, 2011 11:55 pm
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Elorza



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The Midget versus the Digits

His first overt act began in Dayton the following Saturday. He was in Norton's Emporium, a glorified 5 & 10 ยข store, when he saw the sign:

NO SALESPERSON
MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR
WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZATION
OF A SUPERIOR.
THE MGT.

What! he thought, are the poor girls supposed to pee in their panties if they can't find a superior? Years of school came back to him ("Please, may I leave the room, sir?") and rituals which had appeared nonsensical suddenly made sense in a sinister way. They were trying to reduce us all to predictable units, robots. Hah!...The following Wednesday, the Midget was back at Norton's and hiding in a coffee urn when the staff left and locked up. A few moments later, the sign was down and a subtly different one was in its place:

NO SALESPERSON
MAY LEAVE THE FLOOR
OR GO TO THE DOOR
WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZATION
OF A SUPERIOR.
THE MGT.

He came back several times in the next few weeks, and the sign remained. It was as he suspected: in a rigid hierarchy, nobody questions orders that seem to come from above, and those at the very top are so isolated from the actual work situation that they never see what is going on below. It was the chains of communication, not the means of production, that determined a social process.. Nothing signed "THE MGT." would ever be challenged; the Midget could always pass himself off as the Management.
Post Thu May 19, 2011 12:14 am
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OM3N



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Oh my, this looks so foolish now. I think I need some sort of lock on my computer once I become intoxicated. Now there is an idea that might actually work.

Please lock this thread.
Post Thu May 19, 2011 3:23 am
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Z-0



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OM3N wrote:
I think I need some sort of lock on my computer once I become intoxicated.


haha, yep.
Post Thu May 19, 2011 3:32 am
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T-Wrex
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Z-0 wrote:
OM3N wrote:
I think I need some sort of lock on my computer once I become intoxicated.


haha, yep.


No, that's where lulz come from...

In vino veritas,
Post Thu May 19, 2011 4:40 am
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icarus502
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Were you merely interested in learning Americans' ideas about human evolution? Other people have done that work already! Just look it up.

http://news.discovery.com/human/poll-belief-in-evolution-increases.html
Post Thu May 19, 2011 5:21 am
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redball



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Yeah, the work of a good polling firm is going to mean far more. Unless the point is to see how many creationists you can piss off by sending a survey with an obvious evolution bias...
Post Thu May 19, 2011 7:16 am
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crash



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you type quite well when you're drunk.
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