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Plum Puddin'



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Ever sneeze so hard your scrotum hurts?  Reply with quote  

Well, not your scrotum, but between your scro & your butthole.

Whatever that parts called. I don't know.

What the fucks going on there?
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:13 am
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xGasPricesx



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It's called the "grundle". At least that's what it's referred to here in the States.
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:18 am
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Oh.

Well, i guess.. i guess that seems appropriate...

Anyway Doctor, are there nerves somehow connected from my sinuses to my... grundle?

Or would this be a result of an unusually larger pelvic movement mid-sneeze, causing strain in muscles or nerves not usually used in my, said grundled area?
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:28 am
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Human body is some weird shit.
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:39 am
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T-Wrex
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Yes. Had that happen.

Also... sneezed so hard I saw a kaleidoscope of stars.

I'm guessing it is because God doesn't bless me.
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:50 am
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It seems that you have a grundled grundle. This is often caused by a convulsing colon that is rejecting signals from a perturbed pituitary gland. This can all be remedied by rubbing the left temple in a counter-clockwise motion and chanting random Latin words to the tune of the Mad Men theme song. Also, rubbing Preparation-H around the edges of your belly button has been known to provide some relief, although that advice is still highly contested in the medical community.

Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:00 am
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You may have a prolapsed colon, which would not be good. The photos alone will give you nightmares.
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:13 am
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Sage Francis
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I don't know when this "taint" word started becoming so popular, but it's always been called a grundle where I'm from. Official internet diagnosis: There's a rumble in your grundle.
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:57 am
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I've always known it as the gooch or the perinium.

I can't think of anything that rhymes with either of those though, so lets go with grundle.
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:02 am
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It's like your butthole, but it ain't. It's like your nutsac, but it ain't. It is, but a Grundle.
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 7:50 am
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My grundle is maintenance-free, but I somehow sit on one of my balls constantly.
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:07 am
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Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:46 am
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I guess it may have something to do with your muscles contracting down there when you sneeze.

I get shooty Arse. I will be sittng on my couch playing a game or watching TV, minding my own when all of a sudden i get this shooty pain up my arse. Its a weird sensation. Sometimes it propells me forward.

Explained better below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzg8l_6NU9M
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:42 pm
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Sometimes I sneeze so hard that it send a shooting pain and tingle down my arm or leg. It makes me feel like I'm old as fuck. I don't know what causes it, but I don't think its ever reached my taint.
Post Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:51 pm
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anomaly wrote:
My grundle is maintenance-free, but I somehow sit on one of my balls constantly.


I've done this. But constantly? Get some smaller balls, man. Or start cupping them up before you sit. Don't worry about how this will look. Gotta protect your balls.
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