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sneeeeb
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Post Sat Jul 05, 2014 2:03 am
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Marcus Forealius



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Ah shit not sure why I never heard of this guy. Thanks for sharing.

"What's that beeping"
"Oh that's just some rope moving around."


Post Sat Jul 05, 2014 12:28 pm
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Who is this guy? He sucks.

Harassing old guys and kids.

What am i missing?
Post Sun Jul 06, 2014 5:35 am
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sneeeeb
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God, I missed you overly-dramatic bleeding heart kids so much. I hope you are trying to troll, plum. It's a phone prank. When you find yourself worried about the psychological safety of phone prank victims, it might be time to take a step back. You gotta pick your battles, man!
Post Sun Jul 06, 2014 10:32 am
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There is no battle. Only Zuul.

I have no care for the psychological safety of the victims. Ha.. ďGary wonít be coming into work this week, he was the victim of a prank callĒ. Theyíre just not very good pranks. Itís like he starts with half an idea, forgets what heís doing and then threatens to beat them up.

Japan, Brazil and other real freedom loving countries prank people to within an inch of having a heart attack/mental breakdown/shitting their pants. Quality family entertainment.

If letting Krusty the Clown speak for me is being overly dramatic I might as well just go shoot myself out of cannon into the sun while reading the complete works of Shakespeare.

Post Sun Jul 06, 2014 6:56 pm
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Well, you are take a step back, but acting like you aren't... I'll let that slide.

As for this guy not being a very good phone pranker -- I thought that myself the very first time I heard him. But once I really took an honest listen, I put the guy right up there with my beloved Jerky Boys, and that is saying quite a bit.

LPC is a master. The way he uses his tone of voice, the calmness of his absurdity, the way he gets people completely riled over the most ridiculous concepts.... the guy is just a legend.

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Post Sun Jul 06, 2014 8:58 pm
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Itís a moonwalk not a step back.

I dunno, maybe visual pranks have tainted my appreciation of phone pranks.

Maybe it was Crank Yankers.

Maybe Iím dealing with the fact that over the weekend Iíve felt a hemorrhoid being born in my anus. Heís still a baby but Iíve got a feeling heíll grow to be heavy weight champ.

When you use a mirror to peer into your butt hole, you get a chance to think about the important things.

I donít really have a dog in this fight.

Iím a folk music fan at a Rammstein concert, so Iím taking my ukulele out to the parking lot.

Smoke some weed in protest.
Post Mon Jul 07, 2014 2:41 am
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Bob Harris



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Sneeb - Kristoff Krane played this guy for us and Sage during a little Midwest run and I have been desperately searching for his shit ever since, to no avail. I couldn't remember the name for the life of me. I can't explain to you what you've done for my life here.

The first time I heard this stuff I laughed til I cried.
Post Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:43 pm
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Hah, that's great... I'm glad I could help. Youtube has probably, I dunno... 40-50% of Longmont's stuff -- so if you want to get serious as heck, check out: http://longmontpotioncastle.com/Merchandise.htm


There is also a piratebay torrent with all of them, but let's not be filths about it. Download the torrent and then buy a few of the goddamn guy's cds for fuck's sake. Being a professional phone artist is tough these days.
Post Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:07 pm
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Limbs



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Isn't this the food Canadian from YouTube?
Post Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:25 pm
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Marcus Forealius



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Owls and the Radio Julius have both gotten several listens now. For me, when he gets to the point of talking about coming down to "knock them around" is when the hilariousness escalates.



Post Tue Jul 08, 2014 4:52 pm
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Hellen Earth
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This guy really is a master. I'm sharing this all over!
Post Tue Jul 08, 2014 11:27 pm
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Whatta ya gotta say about "Tough Shed"?


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Post Mon Jul 14, 2014 6:09 am
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Post Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:05 am
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Out of the first few you posted, the only one that didn't make me laugh was the "rope" one. The others had me tearing up.
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